landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

(via gnarly)

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

(via cumfort)

dullaidan:

i love vines and super short videos cause its like “man this video is only 4 seconds how much could happen in 4 seconds” so much man So Much

(via pizza)

awwww-cute:

My roommate’s cat tries to follow me into the shower every morning

(via whoredinaryboy)

breakinq:

following back heaps♡

eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

(via fake-mermaid)

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

(via fake-mermaid)

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

(via fake-mermaid)

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

(via whoredinarygirl)

fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

(via forgave)

teenscoolest:

the most irritating moments of my life is morning alarm

(via lmaopost)