lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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fatkidinmath:

is drake bell related to taco bell (??)

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senseidezzy:

Thinking about your crush like

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zeldac0re:

I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school

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deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

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validx2:

Girls on Instagram vs Girls in person

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validx2:

When you realize you the ugliest person in the squad

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spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

(via breakinq)

you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?

Q

Anonymous asked:

Hello doctor I think there's somethin wrong with my clitoris pls help

A

asian:

i don’t know what to do i’m not a doctor yet but here’s a picture of a mushroom to cheer you up

lameborghini:

reblog if u have never given a HECK

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